But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
false alarm. still invincible.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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