No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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