Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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