Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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