Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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