He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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