This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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