So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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