Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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