you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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