I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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