Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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