the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Randomize
