If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.