would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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