Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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