she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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