Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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