I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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