You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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