I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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