I'm gonna have a badass scar
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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