we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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