found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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