Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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