Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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