Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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