Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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He had one of those small greek statue penises
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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