Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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