I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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