she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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