I'm laying in your front yard are you home
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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