Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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