let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I have already put on my inside pants.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
please don't ironically join a cult
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