just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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