Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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