Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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