Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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