Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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