We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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