Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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