Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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