Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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