Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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