Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
