if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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