And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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