I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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