It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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