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is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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