are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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