Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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