So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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