Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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