there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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