you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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