I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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