I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
